50 Reasons Not to Date a Graphic Designer

(via A Bourbon for Silvia // I apologize for the language... and the grammar.) 

5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird **** just because they like the packaging.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as though they were their colleagues.
21. You cannot decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
33. Museums are their second home.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.

David sent me the link to this list along with the question, "Can you relate at all?"

I could. Unfortunately, it's already too late.